Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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