hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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