Me too!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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