she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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