He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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