Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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