Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
He kissed a someone with a penis
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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