i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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