someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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