so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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