We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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