Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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