the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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