Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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