try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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