Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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