It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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