Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It was confusing and full of hummus
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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