You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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