there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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