do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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