i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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