She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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