Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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