im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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