You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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