Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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