8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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