So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
