how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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