glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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