The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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