But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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