Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
foreskin is a definite game changer
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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