Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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