I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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