And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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