I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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