maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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