i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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