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(775): View more from Nevada

just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.

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(410): View more from Maryland

This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.

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(847): View more from Illinois

This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Can you bring me the toilet please

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(937): View more from Ohio

our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.

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