I just saw a hot homeless man
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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