So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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