Don't you send me to vm
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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