i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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