yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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