It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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