This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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