I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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