Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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