my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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