how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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