Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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