Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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