Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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